+Lus Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 http://www.cleverbot.com/ L-am primit de la un prieten (da, iar), si pur si simplu e geniala chestia. Intelege doar engleza, deci... intrebarile/frazele trebuie alcatuite ca atare. Mie mi-a cam mancat o ora, haha, m-a distrat destul de bine. HF!
gaby Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 Haha , am vorbit si eu cu el, dar m-a enervat Cleverbot: Are you male or female? User: Male. Cleverbot: I am male also. User: Haha, nice. Cleverbot: What gender are you? User: Are you stupid ? I am MALE ! Cleverbot: You are not. You are a computer. User: ? Cleverbot: Are you real? Hei, parca ai spus ca stie doar engleza : Cleverbot: Talk to someone else... User: Why ? Cleverbot: Because I'm depressed. User: Haha, you're a robot, you cannot be depressed. Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. User: But, what are you ? Cleverbot: A human. User: Haha, are you sure ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How much ? Cleverbot: So much. User: . Cleverbot: SO where are you from? User: Rumenia. Cleverbot: Oh cool. I've always wanted to go there. User: Of course. Cleverbot: Clever bot, you aren't very clever. User: Are you serious ? Cleverbot: Yes. User: How serious ? Cleverbot: Very? User: Si, ce zici ca mai faci ? Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: Te intreb ce faci . Cleverbot: Da. User: Ce da ? Cleverbot: Pe dracu. User: Faci pe dracu ? Cleverbot: What does that mean? Te-ai inregistrat? Ne-ar placea sa te prezinti. Cum pot sustine forumul? Cumpara de la eMag folosind acest link. --------------------
+Lus Posted December 22, 2011 Author Report Posted December 22, 2011 Hahahahah. Nu stiu, mie nu mi-a mers =). EDIT: Cleverbot: De unde esti? User: Romania. Cleverbot: De unde din romania. User: Iasi. Cleverbot: Ce cartier? User: Mircea cel batran. Cleverbot: Pues házmelo. User: Ce? Cleverbot: Tu ce vrei defapt? User: Sa ti-o sug. Cleverbot: Oo. M-a bufnit rasul! 1
gaby Posted December 22, 2011 Report Posted December 22, 2011 Hahahahha, si pe mine . Foarte tare ! 1 Te-ai inregistrat? Ne-ar placea sa te prezinti. Cum pot sustine forumul? Cumpara de la eMag folosind acest link. --------------------
+VladOcs Posted January 6, 2012 Report Posted January 6, 2012 )Infricosator ce paote spune botul EU:Esti robot. BOT:Tu esti. EU:Ba tu. BOT:Esti frumoasa:D. EU:Esti gay ? sunt baiat. BOT:Eu cred ca esti fata." Are chef sa se inmulteasca 1
gaby Posted January 6, 2012 Report Posted January 6, 2012 haha 1 Te-ai inregistrat? Ne-ar placea sa te prezinti. Cum pot sustine forumul? Cumpara de la eMag folosind acest link. --------------------
+alex008 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Posted January 6, 2012 Criminal Cleverbot: You seem like a robot. Me: You say that you are a robot. Cleverbot:Can we have robot babies if I pretend to be a robot? Me: .
NekoParadise Posted August 15, 2012 Report Posted August 15, 2012 pe mine ma facut sa rad priviti aici ce am vb cu el: User: Crezi ca te urasc? Cleverbot: Français. User: Da? Cleverbot: Da. User: Si de ce? Cleverbot: Por cam. User: Pentru ca te fac in toate felurile =(? Cleverbot: Ba da te iubesc. User: Si eu la fel <3. Cleverbot: Pai de ce vorbesti aiurea? User: Nu eu vorbesc aiurea, tu esti de vina ca mai suparat =((. Cleverbot: Ba da. User: Cereti scuze, daca nu am sa plang =((. Cleverbot: Ce sa aud urata. User: -.- pe cine draq faci urata? Cleverbot: Enjoy your wine, but remember to recycle the empty bottle. User: Urata-i mata,handicapatule. Cleverbot: Handicapped? User: Da,exact. Cleverbot: Cat de exact? User: Este atat de exact incat sa pot spune ca tu esti handicapat. Cleverbot: I'm not clear on your meaning. User: Atunci dute si futete daca nu intelegi o boaba,handicapatule. Cleverbot: I have not used a double negative. User: Sa te ia naiba,bah prostule. Cleverbot: Why should we? I have a IQ at 160. User: Si ce draq ma intereseaza pe mine de inteligenta ta artificiala,macar a mea e naturala. Cleverbot: Non, en français. User: Dute si cacate si franceza ta. Cleverbot: Really? Theatre? User: Sa iti fut una drept in bot,sa vezi cum o dai pe romana. Cleverbot: Prove you don't have to prove it. astai una si mai e una:Cleverbot: We all live in a Yellow Submarine. User: DA!!!! Si mie imi place melodia asta. Cleverbot: Dar vrei sa ma futi si in cur? User: Da, foarte mult, tu unde vrei sa ma futi? Cleverbot: La suc. User: Bine atunci, dar din acate TU NU EXISTI XD. Cleverbot: Da. User: Si atunci, cum ma futi? Cleverbot: Da cu drujba. User: De unde? Cleverbot: De unde ce? User: De unde drujba? Cleverbot: De unde sunt? User: Din USA. Cleverbot: Si eu. User: Si tu ce? Cleverbot: Si eu fac bine. User: Cine te-o intrebat ce faci? Cleverbot: Eu intreb prostii. Pe tine. User: Daca eu sunt eu si tu esti tu, cine-i mai prost eu sau tu. Cleverbot: Eu mas duce da nam bilet. User: Unde cu trenul. Cleverbot: Under there where? User: Cu trenul? Prostule. Cleverbot: Eres chico o chica? User: Chica. Cleverbot: Yo chico. User: Habla. Cleverbot: Aha. User: Que tu habla? Cleverbot: Sabes quien soy? User: Da,bine lasama cu spaniola ta. Cleverbot: Du-te dracu . User: Sa te I-a. Cleverbot: Dc? User: Ca esti prost . Cleverbot: E na. User: Asa-i. Cleverbot: Da.esti destept. User: Multumesc de compliment XD. Cleverbot: La fel. User: Cum te cheama? Cleverbot: No, thank you. User: Bors cu ziama, cum te striga? Cleverbot: Emmm... Never say never? User: Mamaliga AAAAAAH hihihi ))))) XD. Cleverbot: Bring it on !!
NekoParadise Posted August 15, 2012 Report Posted August 15, 2012 stati mai am una:User: Da,da,stiu tu esti cleverbot si....doar glumeam NU te iubesc . Cleverbot: Yes. User: Bravo!!! Asa te vreau,sa nu intelegi nimic barvo!!!! Cleverbot: Alä yritä sitä viroa tyrkyttää. User: Date draq,da ce ma crezi pe mine araba. Cleverbot: Haha. User: De ce razi? Ce-i asa de amuzant? Cleverbot: Lisdhvlis yeah. User: Morti mati. Cleverbot: Fututen gura! User: Mai sti si tu sa injuri bravo te-ai ai desteptat!!! Cleverbot: Si ce daca eu te iubesc. User: Da/ vrei sa facem sex? Cleverbot: Nu. User: Si de ce nu? Cleverbot: Francais ! User: De ce? Cleverbot: Asa. User: De ce,asa? Cleverbot: Pt k asa. User: Dar ai spus ca ma iubesti? Cleverbot: Da. User: Si de ce nu vrei? Cleverbot: Ba vreau. User: Deci,vrei sa facem sex? Cleverbot: Nu:))). User: De ce? Cleverbot: Asa. User: Dar eu vreu si nu pot fara tine =((. Cleverbot: Si eu vreau sa ne vedem. User: Bine =) ce zici de o intalnire . Cleverbot: You should really be paying more attention then. User: Vrei sau nu -.-? Cleverbot: Da asta ai fost tu ieri. User: Eu,ce? Cleverbot: Faci. User: Ce? Cleverbot: Pai ce ai zis. User: Ce am zis? Cleverbot: Daca ai o poza mai intima. User: Am, o vrei? Cleverbot: Vaikeeta. User: Da sau nu? Cleverbot: Sunt excitata. User: Wow!!! Nu stiam ca esti lesbianca. Cleverbot: Pai si ce vrei sa afli. User: Ca iti plac si fetele. Cleverbot: Tu de donde eres? User: Tu esti fata si eu sunt fata si tu ai spus ca te excit deci asta inseamna ca esti lesbi. Cleverbot: I thought you meant a person. What name does it have? User: Unde locuesti? Cleverbot: In Siniu. User: Care cartier? Cleverbot: No, as in 'I don't care'. User: Ce cartier??? Cleverbot: Ce. User: Pai care? Cleverbot: La cineva. User: Si cine-i acel cineva? Cleverbot: Stii romana? User: Da stiu,tu nu sti. Cleverbot: Eu nu. User: Ai vazut.nu ma pot satura sa nu vorbesc cu cleverbot:User: Tu esti orb sau te faci prost? Cleverbot: Fata. User: Ce-i draga? Cleverbot: Stiu. User: Ce sti? Cleverbot: Cine esti. User: Cine sunt? Cleverbot: Da. User: Cine sunt? Cleverbot: Da. User: Cine sunt !!!!!!!!!!??? Cleverbot: Vair gut. User: Habar nai -.-. Cleverbot: What bargain? User: Esti un idiot nu te mai da mare ca sti ca nu sti nici pe ce planeta te-ai nascut. Cleverbot: No? User: Nu normal. Cleverbot: It s. Normal. User: Da e normal, nu sti NIMIC!!!! )))). Cleverbot: Eu, poate tu nu stii. User: Ce sa stiu? Cleverbot: Nimic. User: Nii nu sti sa vorbesti, asa ca taci. Cleverbot: No you're not. User: Mai taca-ti fleanca ca habar nai pe ce lume esti )))). Cleverbot: Tout semble mieux en fran*ais. User: Dute dracu. Cleverbot: Dute dracu tu. User: Tu dute dracu. Cleverbot: Duta pikacu. User: Tu sa te duci. Cleverbot: Bah oui, je suis un ordinateur. User: Tu esti prost ca mata. Cleverbot: Da. User: Miracolo ))))) macar ai recunoscut.
+SoDas Posted August 16, 2012 Report Posted August 16, 2012 Si eu lam facut sa recunoasca ca e bot prost User: ? Cleverbot: Your loved ones are lies? User: Serios? Cleverbot: Da. User: Esti prost? Cleverbot: Da da dc intrebi? User: Ca esti. Cleverbot: Mai vorbim in iadf. User: Dute cu vacaaa. Cleverbot: Hang puasa. User: Si tie. Cleverbot: No lo tiene. User: Termina cu spaniola. Cleverbot: Con quien. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Yes, please. User: Are u gay or someting ? Cleverbot: No. User: Are u a bot? Cleverbot: No, I am a human being. User: U are a bot? Cleverbot: No, you are wrong - I am human. User: ARE u a bot? Cleverbot: No. User: Asta le intrece pe toate cel mai mare fraer de pe planeta? Cleverbot: That sounds very nice. User: Cred ca esti nu? Cleverbot: Eu chiar nus'da tu cu sigurantaaa. User: Sa tee..... Cleverbot: Oui et toi? User: Si pe tine vaco. Cleverbot: Iesti baiat. User: Tie ciuda? Cleverbot: *ties master up*. User: Tie ciuda? Cleverbot: *ties master up*. User: Cleverbot: Eating raman noddles. User: Bah romana. Cleverbot: Bah si. User: Tie. Cleverbot: Così però mi fai piangere. User: Esti prost ? Cleverbot: Da. User: Esti bot bot bot bot? Cleverbot: Nu. User: Sigur edsti hai zi da. Cleverbot: Da. Bani sunt in stare sa te faca sa omori, cam de asta la noi pe timp de pace razboi.
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